December 2011
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guess who got pulled over 10 minutes ago!
remember when i said i didnt believe in bad omens well if you read my last post about the how i almost got a ticket twice in the last 24 hours, you’ll be creeped out to know that i did finally get pulled over… 10 minutes ago…. and i had been drinking… well i didnt wanna drive. in fact i begged my drunk friend to stay the night, but she threatened to walk. i had to almost...
Dec 31st
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almost got a ticket twice today...-___- God is...
less than a half hour ago i was on driving back home came to a stop sign and was going to quickly make a left before a line of cars came but i hesitated, as i, annoyingly ALWAYS do and i scolded myself thinking, “YOU PUNK!” then, a pedestrian entered the crosswalk, that my car was half in so i quickly checked my rearview and backed out of the guy’s way then to my right...
Dec 31st
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things that quickly became popular and even more...
THE WORD SWAG! (-___- freakin bane of my existence) that damned party rock anthem and every adele single! planking and other dumb -ings  google+ (i was excited when i finally got an invitation to it, never even glanced at the +1 dashboard thing… pointless as helllll) random rappers (big sean go back to where ever you come from and take wiz khalifa with you!) mainline bars (turned 21...
Dec 30th
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When parents ask you ...
when-moments-blog: “Hey, did you get home safely?” “No, I died, like, four times on my way.” ☛CLICK HERE FOR MORE LAUGHS☚ in honor of that fact that i finished finals this morning and will be driving back to jersey monday… my parents always ask this and im always this sarcastic in reply :D
Dec 18th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 1st
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