less than a half hour ago i was on driving back home

came to a stop sign and was going to quickly make a left before a line of cars came

but i hesitated, as i, annoyingly ALWAYS do

and i scolded myself thinking, “YOU PUNK!”

then, a pedestrian entered the crosswalk, that my car was half in

so i quickly checked my rearview and backed out of the guy’s way

then to my right behind me, i was beeped by a car i did not see in my rearview mirror a second ago

…it was a cop….

thank you God for making me a punk

…

this morning on my way to work i was speeding down a main street, and a car passes me on the left… it was a cop… but i was going to slow for him! what the?! i was at least ten over the speed limit!

and all i thought was,

that awkward moment when youre speeding and a cop passes you for being to slow. -____-

….

i also drove passed a woman getting pulled over on that same road that i was speeding on this morning…. good thing i believe in coincidences and not in bad omens, because that would have been a good one. God is good and kept me from getting a ticket :D